Shit Single Guys Can Cook

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Easy as hell chicken broccoli bake

Ingredients:

  • 1 package Stuffing mix; chicken flavor 
  • 1 1/4 cups Water
  • 4 Boneless skinless chicken breast halves
  • 4 cups Broccoli Florets
  • 1 cups Shredded cheddar cheese
  • 4 slices Cooked bacon; crumbled 
  • 4 tbsp Ranch dressing divided
  • Oven to 400°
Directions:
  •  - Spray 4 large sheets of heavy-duty foil with oil.
  •  - Combine stuffing mix and water.
  •  - Spoon 1/4 of the stuffing mixture onto the center of each foil sheet.
  • - Top stuffing with a 6oz. chicken breast half.
  •  - Top chicken with 1 c. broccoli.
  •  - Sprinkle with 1/4 of the cheese and 1 slice of bacon, crumbled.
  •  - Drizzle with 1 T. ranch dressing
  •  - Bring up foil sides and fold to seal, leaving room for heat circulation inside
  •  - Place packets on a cookie sheet and bake 35-40 mins (depends on the size of your chicken breasts)
  • - Remove packets and let stand 5 mins
  •  - Cut sits in foil for steam before opening.

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Easy as hell Twice Baked ‘Tater Casserole


Ingredients: 

  • 6-7 large russet potatoes, peeled and diced 
  • 10 slices bacon, plus more for top 
  • 8 oz cream cheese 
  • 1 stick unsalted butter, melted 
  • 8 oz sour cream 
  • 3-4 cloves garlic 
  • 3-4 green onion, sliced 
  • 2 cups shredded cheddar cheese, plus more for top 
  • salt and pepper to taste 


Directions: 
~Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Place peeled and diced potatoes in a large saucepan, and add enough cold water to cover by about 2 inches. Bring to a boil over medium-high heat, and reduce to a simmer. Cook until tender and easily pierced with a paring knife, about 20 minutes. Transfer to a colander to drain; return to pan, cover, and set aside. 

~Meanwhile, heat a large skillet over medium heat. Add bacon, and cook until crisp. Transfer to paper towels to drain; let cool, and crumble into pieces. 

~In a small sauce pan melt the butter over low heat. Add the garlic cloves, peeled and crush and allow to steep in the butter for 5 minutes. Remove the garlic and set aside. 

~In the bowl of a stand mixer or using a hand held mixer, combine potatoes and blend until fluffy and smooth. Add the cream cheese, garlic butter and sour cream and blend until combined and smooth. Add cheddar cheese, half of the sliced green onion, half the bacon, salt, and pepper. Stir until well combined. 

~Transfer to a buttered 3-quart baking dish. Top with 1/2 cup cheddar cheese. Bake until top is slightly golden and potatoes are heated through, about 30 minutes. Remove from oven; garnish with remaining bacon and green onion. Serve immediately. 

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Candy Apple Jell-O Shots
Candied apples are another favorite Halloween time treat, and here we’ve created a Jell-O shot version. This apple gelatin is good by itself – tasty, tart, and with just a hint of effervescence from the cider. Top it off with some caramel ice cream topping and it’s perfect. Or, if you want to go the gross-out route, stick in some gummy maggots before it gels for a maggoty apple shot.
Basic Apple Cider Jell-O 
1 envelope Knox unflavored gelatin
1/2 cup water 
1 cup hard apple cider, divided in half
1/4 cup Apple Pucker or other sour apple schnapps
Combine the water with ½ cup cider in a saucepan. Sprinkle the gelatin over it and let sit for a few minutes. Heat over low heat, stirring, until the gelatin starts to dissolve. Cool till just warm. Stir in the remaining cider and the apple schnapps. Pour into cups and chill. Top with caramel ice cream topping if desired.

sunshinejuliussunshine:

Candy Apple Jell-O Shots

Candied apples are another favorite Halloween time treat, and here we’ve created a Jell-O shot version. This apple gelatin is good by itself – tasty, tart, and with just a hint of effervescence from the cider. Top it off with some caramel ice cream topping and it’s perfect. Or, if you want to go the gross-out route, stick in some gummy maggots before it gels for a maggoty apple shot.

Basic Apple Cider Jell-O 

  • 1 envelope Knox unflavored gelatin
  • 1/2 cup water 
  • 1 cup hard apple cider, divided in half
  • 1/4 cup Apple Pucker or other sour apple schnapps
Combine the water with ½ cup cider in a saucepan. Sprinkle the gelatin over it and let sit for a few minutes. Heat over low heat, stirring, until the gelatin starts to dissolve. Cool till just warm. Stir in the remaining cider and the apple schnapps. Pour into cups and chill. Top with caramel ice cream topping if desired.

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Easy as hell pizza bake

  • 2 pouches (7.5 oz each) Bisquick® Complete buttermilk biscuit mix
  • 1 cup water
  • 1 jar (14 oz) pizza sauce
  • 1 package (8 oz) sliced pepperoni
  • 2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese (8 oz)

Directions:

  • 1. Heat oven to 375°F. Spray 13x9-inch (3-quart) glass baking dish with cooking spray. In medium bowl, stir Bisquick mix and water until soft dough forms. Drop half of dough by spoonfuls evenly in bottom of baking dish (dough will not completely cover bottom of dish).
  • 2. Drizzle about 1 cup pizza sauce over dough. Arrange 1/2 of the pepperoni slices evenly over sauce. Top with 1 cup of the cheese. Repeat layers with remaining dough, pizza sauce, pepperoni and cheese.
  • 3. Bake 20 to 25 minutes or until golden brown. Cut into squares to serve.

(Source: Flickr / bettycrockerrecipes)

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Easy as hell quiche in a cup

Prep Time: 10 mins  Cooking Time: 30 to 40 mins

  • Ingredients:
  • 4 eggs
  • 4 egg whites
  • 1/2 cup lowfat milk
  • 1/2 cup shredded part skim mozzarella cheese
  • 1/2 cup shredded cheddar cheese
  • 2 cups fresh broccoli florets
  • fresh pepper & sea salt

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Blanch the broccoli in boiling water, dry and chop up into small pieces and set aside. Also set aside 2 to 3 tablespoons of cheddar cheese for sprinkling on top of quiche. Meanwhile, in a large bowl combine eggs and whites and lightly whisk together. Add milk and continue to whisk together. Stir in all remaining cheese and broccoli and finish off with salt and pepper to taste. Spray cups or ramekins with cooking spray and place on a baking sheet. Divide egg mixture evenly among cups, sprinkle with cheddar cheese and bake for 30 to 40 minutes or until beginning to brown.  An 8oz ramekin should yield 4 quiches.  Note: Coffee cups are generally a bit bigger/deeper than 8oz.  If you are using mugs and you want to get the quiches to pop out like the picture (above) it’s best to divide the recipe among 3 cups instead of 4.

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Easy as hell potato soup

  • 1 (30 oz.) bag frozen hash-brown potatoes 
  • 2 (14 oz.) cans chicken broth
  • 1 (10.75 oz.) can cream of chicken soup
  • 1/2c chopped onion
  • 1/3 tsp. ground black pepper
  • 1 (8oz) package cream cheese (softened)
  • Garnish: minced green onion (I add cheese here as well, and I’d add bacon if I had it)
  1. In a crock pot, combine potatoes, broth, soup, onion, and pepper. 
  2. Cover, and cook on low for 5 hours.
  3. Stir in cream cheese, cook 30 minutes, stirring occasionally, until combined. 
  4. Garnish with green onion if desired.

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Easy as hell salsa chicken



Ingredients:

1 pound boneless, skinless chicken breasts
1 can cream of chicken soup
1 cup salsa
1 package taco seasoning
1 cup sour cream

Directions:

1.  Mix soup, salsa and taco seasoning in the bottom of your crockpot.  Sink chicken breasts into the mixture, covering completely.  Cook on low for 5 – 6 hours depending on size of chicken breasts.

2.  Remove chicken, shred and return to the crockpot.  Add sour cream and mix well.  Heat until everything is warmed through.

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mjolkk:

yes-butno:

Rock candy…. I totally want to make this in a billion different colors. BREAKING BAD STATUSI haven’t done it personally but I found this online— seems simple enough!:
 

2 cups water


1 cup white corn syrup


3 1/2 cups sugar


1/4 tsp cream of tartar

Then I added:

1/4 tsp vanilla extract


3 drops of blue gel food coloring

I boiled the mixture and then continued stirring it on the heat until it reached 300 degrees F (used a candy thermometer to measure the temp). At that point, I poured it into a tray to cool. It hardened up in about an hour and then I smashed it to pieces.

das-uberchicken:

hankpeters:

dafotology:

mjolkk:

yes-butno:

Rock candy…. I totally want to make this in a billion different colors. BREAKING BAD STATUS

I haven’t done it personally but I found this online— seems simple enough!:

 

  • 2 cups water

  • 1 cup white corn syrup

  • 3 1/2 cups sugar

  • 1/4 tsp cream of tartar

Then I added:

  • 1/4 tsp vanilla extract

  • 3 drops of blue gel food coloring

I boiled the mixture and then continued stirring it on the heat until it reached 300 degrees F (used a candy thermometer to measure the temp). At that point, I poured it into a tray to cool. It hardened up in about an hour and then I smashed it to pieces.

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Easy as hell Simple “Barbecued” Beef

This is a great and easy recipe, with two options:

1) Simmer it on the stove
2) Cook it in the Crock-Pot

Ingredients

  • 2 pounds beef chuck or bottom round—cut into several pieces
  • 1+1/3 Cups Salsa (Mild or Medium. I use Old El Paso)
  • 12 oz. can Regular Coca-Cola —not Diet ( 1+1/2 cups)

Instructions

Spray large skillet with cooking spray, and quickly brown the beef well on all sides over high heat. Put beef and any drippings into a large pan. (I use a little of the Coca-cola to dissolve the drippings from the pan, and add) Pour Coca-cola and salsa over the beef , stir, and bring to a boil. Cover, reduce heat and let simmer for 2 hours. About 1/2 hour before done, shred the meat with a fork and continue simmering in sauce. Serve on buns.

Alternate method—after browning meat, combine all ingredients in Crock Pot and cook on Low for 7-8 hours, or on High for 4 hours.

This is also good cut up instead of shredded and served over rice or noodles.

*I’ve found that a less chunky style of salsa works best in this recipe.

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